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Two caterpillars lived on a tree , eating its leaves.

They did everything in the same way. They ate alike, they walked alike, they slept alike, hell even they shit alike; they went into their cocoons on the same fucking day.

After a few weeks, both of them came out of their cocoons at the same fucking time.

One caterpillar metamorphosed to a beautiful, gaudy butterfly and flew away with its wings full of bright elegant red circles; the other didn't undergo any changes and was the same icky , smelly caterpillar it started with.

It wished for a bird to fly by and end its miserable life.

Neither did that happen.

After few weeks, its locomotive muscles gave up and it died after months of slow and painful death.

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Spikedmath is a web-comic which solely targets the Math geeks, by using pure math in their strip.

These are by far the best ones of it.

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A True love story 'LIVE'

from Tessy Love (tessy00522@yahoo.com)
to tejesheati@gmail.com
date Sat, Oct 31, 2009 at 3:29 PM
subject hello


Nice To Meet You!,
Hello Dear, I just saw your profile today and love to write to you. Am tessy by name, i am really interested in you for serious long term relationship. Here is my email (tessy00522@yahoo.com) contact me so that i will send to you my pic> ture to know who i am. Remember distance or colour does not matter but true love matters alot in life.Yours Love
Tessy

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from tejesheati@gmail.com
to Tessy Love (tessy00522@yahoo.com)
date Sun, Nov 1, 2009 at 4:24 PM
subject Re:hello

hello tessy,
send me your pic before i can commit

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from Tessy Love (tessy00522@yahoo.com)
to tejesheati@gmail.com
date Mon, Nov 2, 2009 at 5:43 PM
subject Hi My Ever One

I am more than happy in your reply to my mail, how is your day today i hope all is well and fine with you including your health and job. My name is Miss Tessy Adisa and i am 24 years, single and never been married, i am from Post Sudan, Sudan in Africa and presently residing in the missionary here in Senegal where i ran for refugee due to the political civil war in my country. I am in sufferings and pains here in this missionary and i really need help from you by encouraging me and good advice in life and to help me to come out from this situation, and again to help me get my money, because my late father deposited some amount of money for me in the Bank and he used my name as the next of kin.
My late father Dr. Obasi Adisa, who was CEO of (ELLISON TECHNICAL INDUSTRIAL COMPANY PLC), in Port Sudan in Sudan. During the war, the rebel loyal to one of the greedy business associate of my late father attacked our house one early morning and killed my mother and father in a cold blood. It is only me that is alive now and i managed to make my way to this country Senegal by the help of UN army where i am living now in the missionary, headed by a Reverend Father, i used his office computer to send you this email and i only enter his office when he is less busy in his office.

My late father Dr. Obasi Adisa deposited the sum of five million, six hundred thousand US dollars US $ 5,600,000) left in a fixed / suspense account in one of the sprime bank, that he used my name as his only Daughter for the next of kin in depositing the fund. That I should be very very careful seeking for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where i can transfer this money and Investment it into any lucrative business trade. I contacted to the BANK to claim the fund but the BANK refused to release the fund to me.

THE BANK MANAGER told me that my late father left an instruction with the BANK that in case of his death, That I have to attained the AGE OF 27 YEARS before the fund will be released to me or I present a GUARDIAN whom shall receive the money on my behalf as stipulated in the agreement with the BANK. attached here is my picture to show you my innocency. Anticipating to hear from you. Please reply fast lets invest together in your country.

Thanks and God bless!
Best regards,

Tessy

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from tejesheati@gmail.com
to Tessy Love (tessy00522@yahoo.com)
date Mon, Nov 2, 2009 at 6:01 PM
subject Re: Hi My Ever One

Hi tessy,
Glad to hear from you. Things are going just they are meant to be. How are things on your side ?

A couple of years earlier, I got involved in a similar scam and lost seven hundred sixty five million dollars (USD 765,000,000). But your case looks genuine, and even though those five million are peanuts in-front of my debt, I will be glad to open an account. Because as you said its only the true love that matters. You can search in any business magazine precisely 2 years and 3 months ago, it will have the news of me losing those 765 million.It was an awful year considering the economic recession, which hit the global economy few months after that.

I contacted a bank near me, and told them about your case. Even though they insisted that this whole thing is a scam and how did you get my Email id, I didn't care about their premonitions as I know you would never cheat me. But i want a scanned copy of your passport to open an account and get your father's money transferred into that.

And can you lend me seven fifty dollars (USD 750) , I need the money real bad, for some personal reasons. I promise I will return it to you when we meet.


regards,
T